Burpees are Assholes
And no, that is not a drinking game or a cute little way to say BURP for kids. Some sick asshole decided these would be a really cool thing to throw into a workout. Google the word and I’m sure a...
View ArticleTally Wacker Ding-Dong
I’m not exactly sure why I had this memory this morning, but maybe I just needed a giggle. So, I thought I’d share it with you guys. You may not think it’s as funny, but when I look back on it now,...
View ArticleFeeling SO Inadequate in the Mom Department
And it’s all YOUR fault!!!! As I see all the status updates scrolling by on my Facebook feed, I have determined that I am clearly the suck of all Mom’s. Once again, it appears there is more than 1...
View ArticleIt Was an Early Summer Morning
It was a very early summer morning. The weather was unusually cool and pleasant for a state that is normally hotter than hell on July 2nd. The teen is sleeping in. The tween is draggin his ass since...
View ArticleThe Male Stare Down
Every woman on the planet knows what this is, whether you have a male significant other, brother, father, uncle, cousin, or friend. This is the one that immediately follows someone doing something...
View ArticleI Just Thought Stepping in Dog Poo Was His Worst Nightmare
I was wrong. So, So, So wrong. I’m not sure about you guys, but with son #1 (AKA Oscar- Pigpen, messy, gross, teen), we’ve gone through everything with him that you can imagine – athlete’s foot (I’m...
View ArticleWell, Hello! (a.k.a holy crap! School is about to start again!)
Yes, I am still alive and kicking. I’ve been able to keep my Facebook page rolling, but haven’t had a chance to sit down and write something new lately. So here I am. Holy shit where did the summer...
View ArticleThe Universe is Pissed at Us for Some Reason
Ok, Ok, so those of you who have followed my blog know that it’s been a really weird year at my house. 1. The appliance gods are clearly STILL pissed off. – It’s either that or we live on an Indian...
View ArticlePut the DAMN Seat Down Already!
Every week day morning, I go into work and inevitably am the first person to walk into the ladies room. The night cleaning crew HAS to be men. Every SINGLE toilet in every fucking stall has the seat...
View ArticleA BatPoopCrazy Review of the VMA’s
I haven’t watched the VMA’s in years. I’ll admit, it was the draw of N’Sync that got me watching them. Don’t judge. As weird as she can be, I still like Lady GaGa. Yes, I know. Again, don’t judge me....
View ArticleSprinkler Shamed!
Like a lot of areas in the US, our area in the south has put water restrictions on us for only watering 1 day a week and during specific hours. This is NOT the first year these have been in effect....
View ArticleHappy Friday….THE 13TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muuuuwaaaaaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Turn the light on dumb ass No seriously, Happy Friday! It may be the 13th, but it’s STILL a Friday. My Mom always said Friday the 13th was a lucky...
View ArticleWhy Do Guys Sleep Through EVERYTHING?
Oh man. Do I ever feel like this photo today: So today is the first day of the teen’s high school team tournament. He had to get up at 5am, which meant I had to get up at 5 am so we could be sure he...
View ArticleOur Life is Incredibly Boring
Which could be a good thing, or a bad thing. It hit me twice yesterday that my life, for sure, is incredibly boring. At work, we were asked to write down a fact that NO ONE at work knows already about...
View ArticleMan-a-ruptions
WTF does that mean, you ask? It could mean a number of things. You could take it down many really interesting somewhat dirty routes, but in my case it means something much more boring. It means:...
View ArticleChoosing Your Battles With Teens
My teen.is.driving.me.crazy. I know. Every parent has said this at one time or another, so it’s not a huge surprise that I’m saying this. This is where I long for the toddler days of stuff that I...
View ArticleAcceptance, One of the Hardest Things Ever
I was just thinking to myself yesterday……wow, this has been a good week with the teen. The Hubs has made it home from work at a decent hour. We have had our dinner all together most nights. The boy’s...
View ArticleWe Can’t Let the Ladies Have EVERYTHING!
Well hello! This is one of those posts that if you haven’t read the About Me tab on my blog, you may wanna. Have you guys and gals read this Smart Bra article? Go read it first, then come back here....
View ArticleThe Holiday Letter I Would Love to REALLY Write
I really do enjoy receiving everyone’s holiday cards/letters, at least most of the time. I only got one realistic “year in review” letter in which this friend actually described one or two of his/her...
View ArticleDeciphering the teenage definitions of the word “What”
Ahhhhhhhh. School has started. The smell of overly zealous Axe laden male teens wafts through the house. One can only imagine what it smells like in the hallways at school. (sorry ladies). Pumpkin...
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